Let’s just say that we do not condone vandalism in the slightest. However, there’s not much to be done about bathroom vandalism, considering there are not, and should not be cameras in there. And boy, do people take advantage of that fact!
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1) Just Do It
This one should be considered prophetic. We will always eat burritos and now we have an excuse. A bathroom wall told us to do it so we don’t waste our lives.
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2) Don’t Use Those
If you see this, you’ll be “torn” between tearing it off and putting it in your pocket and not touching it because someone did this while on the pot. Tough choice.
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3) He Isn’t Wrong
Jack Black is a funny, likable guy so this is completely true. If you don’t subscribe to JablinskiGames then why even have a YouTube account?
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4) Love Your Lumps
The best part of this is Lumpy Space Princess or LSP from Adventure Time. She loves her loves and you should too. Don’t listen to the haters, listen to LSP.
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5) He Sure Is
This tile cat is watching you and he is loving it. But you can’t blame him, all cats enjoy doing this, it’s in their nature. They are just wondering why you don’t use the litterbox.
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6) Nothing to Lose
Another sound piece of advice from someone doing their business before you. Hope they remember their paperwork! As for you, well, you know exactly what to do!
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7) Choose Wisely
If I were you, I’d go for that red pill. After all, it actually kills germs and it makes you feel like you can get all of the “public restroom” off of you. You can’t, it’s just an illusion.
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8) Just Be Pepperoni
If you could please just stop not being pizza, the world would be a better place. Although, it would be pretty awkward if you actually were a pizza. No one is eating that.
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9) And Prosperous
This is a great philosophy. Toilet paper is so useful and everyone is sad when it’s gone. It’s the first thing to go on the shopping list and the last thing to be forgotten.
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10) Get That Checked Out
If this is you, then you need to go to the doctor. It’s of great concern when your urine smells like food. But in theory, this is hilarious, though you should feel bad for laughing.
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11) Give Them Another Ply
All anyone wants is good toilet paper. You spend most of your grocery money making sure you are well taken care of in the bathroom. Now if only campuses could follow suit.
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12) Sorry There, Partner
This is pretty sad. His creator made him like this. He didn’t have to give him this face and yet he did. He made him ashamed of it as well. Nice going, man.
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13) Flirtatious Sitter
This isn’t the place to flirt, especially like this. But hey, at least every single person that looks at it will smile. What a bringer of joy this kind woman is. Thanks for the boost.
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14) Bum Brothers
This is just true enough to make you cringe, not wanting to go without a toilet seat cover ever again. Your butt has touched so many other butts.
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15) He Protec
Have you ever felt safer? Not only is Master Chief protecting you, but his gun is actually the lock. Wait, does this even end well at all? Kaboom!
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16) Is It Crispy?
This makes me think that the world needs more bacon dispensers. Like, who wouldn’t use a well-reputed bacon vending machine? It could bring world peace.
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17) Stop Laughing
If you laughed at this, you should definitely feel bad about it. But it’s okay, we don’t judge. The real culprit is whoever thought of it in the first place. Definitley a mother of at least three.
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18) I Don’t Need to Leave
If I saw this, I’d probably camp out in the bathroom until someone else came in and opened the door. Then they’d be the one to be locked in there with that evil being.
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19) How Would You Rate Us?
This is funny and it would be hard not to drop a review as well. I mean, if you didn’t start it, is it really considered vandalism or just helping a bro out?
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20) How Wholesome
This is so pure that it should be posted in bathrooms, restaurants, and stores everywhere. Now why don’t you go call your nan and invite her for some spaghetti!
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21) Ha Ha HA
You can already hear his laughing. Not only is he laughing at your disposition but also at your lack of toilet paper. Now this is one cruel prank. Call for help!
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22) It Could Work
This is genius! If you are afraid of peope hearing your bodily functions, just scream. No one will think anything of it and they can never pinpoint who made the sound.
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23) So Proud
I’d like to meet whoever wrote this because it’s one of the only times that I am proud of the vandalism I have seen. This is one wholesome person, or two by the looks of it.
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24) It Sure Does
Too bad they are going out of business, right? They were the best place to buy any sort of electronic even before Radio Shack went down. Yep, I said it!
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25) Smoking Birds
I guess you can’t bring your birds and let them sit on the sidewalk or the doorframe in the bathroom. Dang, now by bird will have to wait in the car!
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26) I Do Concur
This might be the smartest things I’ve seen today. It is worthy of discussion. We don’t know who wrote this so it kind of takes a full circle. He is neither vain nor proud.
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27) Come Meet the Wife
A worm is just about the last animal I want to think of in the bathroom. We all know where we usuall see those and just the thought may make you lose your lunch.
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28) What a Nice Guy
This bathroom elephant is so kind. He’s willing to hold your coat with his trunk! He might even clean it for you while he’s at it. Thanks, Babar, you’re the best.
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29) Those are Fighting Words
It’s very unfortunate that whoever wrote this is long gone because if they weren’t, we’d hear one colorful conversation. You can’t diss Disney or Pixar movies in this world.
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30) Another Drunkard
These drunk octopuses are everywhere! You can find them in nearly every stall and they are always ready for a fight. Try not to taunt them, just walk away.
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31) Are You Ready?
This is actually a thing so it could happen in our lifetime. People are going to let themselves go when it does too. Robots don’t care what you look like or how long you live.
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32) He’s Back
There are so many references here that only a true Terminator fan would catch them all. Now, who has seen Dark Fate? No? Then go find somewhere to watch it!
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33) Need More Batman
This art shouldn’t just be in public restrooms as graffiti but also in your own home. What kind of guest wouldn’t want to stare at this while they sit in your strange bathroom?
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34) Okay, Then
How creative can you be in a public restroom? Is it just me or do people usually just want to get their business done and get out of their as quickly as possible?
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35) The Poor Fellow
Now, this is what happens when you aren’t responsible with your Red Ryder BB Gun. You’ll shoot your eye out and it will never be the same again.
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36) Let It Happen
This is amazing advice. If you’ve been having troubles, just relax and let life happen as it should. Go with the flow and let it go. It will turn out alright. If not, go to the doctor.
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37) Where No Man Has Gone Before
You can do it. You can venture forth into unknown territory in this bathroom. If you only believe in yourself, then anything can happen. Now you take that next step!
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38) Hang On!
Now, this would be a dilemma. It truly is funny art – but when you need to use toilet paper, you need to use it.
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39) How Low Can You Go?
I guess only children and limbo dancers can go that low. We’ve seen plenty of one of them so we’re just waiting for the other. They enjoy the swerving stalls.
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40) Just a Man Grilling
This is so inventive that it’s hard to imagine what the original sign was. Yes, Brocar is for daddies who want to change their babies. Or is it for grilling champions?
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41) Wrong Stall
They take that “chamber” thing literally. It’s been called that for ages and I guess the name never goes out of style. Now down the chamber pot! Down, I say!
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42) Always Be Batman
Unless you already are. I’ve never seen you and Batman in the same room together so who knows? You could be anyone you want to be, even Batman.
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43) Creativity on Point
If you want to impress your friends, try drawing memes on the bathroom wall. But here’s a tip, don’t draw on the bathroom walls. After all, that janitor looks scary.
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44) Go Get ‘Em
You better be careful if you don’t want to get kicked in the endless pit. You won’t fall for all eternity but man it will stink the entire duration. This is a toilet, after all.
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45) Can You See It?
Only those truly worthy will find this note. If you don’t believe in magic then you will never find it. That’s true, as believing is seeing. Everyone knows that.
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46) He Needs Encouragement
Jellyfish get nervous around humans. So if you could all just clap that would help. Speaking of help, this person used a sticky note because they are courteous.
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47) Someone is Here?
No matter how alone you are in a public restroom, it always feels like there are people literally watching you. Now, aren’t these flowers pretty? Nice art!
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48) What a Man
If toilet seat covers were marketed like this, more people would use them. That is a very good way to spread less germs. Now if we could only get them to wash their hands.
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49) That Chalk Board
This place actually has chalkboard walls to encourage people to write messages and pictures without it being considered vandalism. Now, to the Ministry of Magic!
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50) Don’t Let Anyone See It
These signs are in almost every public restroom but no one ever heeds the warning. However, most people forget their potato at home so that’s probably why.
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